# Welcome to [Fern Street Apartment]

## Wi-Fi

Network: **[NETWORK_NAME]**
Password: **[ExactPassword2026]** (capitalization matters)

*If you can, generate a join-network QR code at qifi.org and paste it below.*

## Getting in

1. [Street gate: buzzer 42, or code 1234# on the keypad]
2. [Elevator: 5th floor, apartment 52]
3. [Door: the small gold key opens the top lock; the bottom one stays unlocked]

*One photo of each obstacle is worth three paragraphs: shoot the gate, the keypad and the lock.*

## The appliances that confuse people

**Shower:** [left valve is hot; let it run 30 seconds before stepping in]

**Air conditioning:** [remote lives in the nightstand drawer; if the unit is dead, flip the AC breaker in the hallway panel]

**[Third appliance]:** [only if it has ever generated a guest message — otherwise delete this line]

## House rules

1. [Quiet after 10pm — the building enforces it, not us]
2. [No smoking indoors; the balcony is fine, there's an ashtray]
3. [Pets: not this time — the next guest may be allergic]
4. [Visitors during the day are welcome; overnight guests beyond the booking, ask us first]
5. [Parties: no. The neighbors report, the building fines us]

*Five rules maximum. Each with its because — rules with reasons get followed.*

## Trash and building rhythms

- Bins: [service area, door next to the elevator]
- Recycling: [green bin, collected Tuesdays and Fridays]
- Building: [pool until 10pm, one parking spot — number 12]

## If something goes wrong

- Us: [+55 11 9xxxx-xxxx] — we answer [8am–10pm]; outside those hours, text and we reply first thing
- Local backup: [Maria, the building manager: +55 11 9xxxx-xxxx]
- 24h hospital: [name, address, 10 minutes by car]
- Emergencies: [911 / 112 / local number]

## Checkout — [11am]

1. [Leave the keys on the kitchen table and pull the door shut]
2. [Bag any kitchen trash and drop it in the service-area bin]
3. [Leave used towels in the bathroom — don't make the bed, we change everything]

## Around the neighborhood

- Supermarket: [name, 3 blocks, open until 10pm]
- Bakery: [name — the cheese bread at 8am is the reason to get up]
- 24h pharmacy: [name, avenue corner]
- Dinner: [restaurant 1 — order the house pasta] · [restaurant 2 — best burger nearby]
- Worth knowing: [the market on Saturdays / the park two blocks over / the viewpoint at sunset]

*Six picks with an opinion beat thirty without one.*